Q-tip revelations!

That Q-tips® instruction manual I ordered showed up a couple of days ago, but I just now got around to looking at it. Guess what? I apparently have been using Q-tips wrong all these years. The booklet had eight pages of make-up advice (I don't wear make-up), one page of baby care advice (I don't have kids), two pages of hobby advice (for hobbys I don't have), and one page of first aid advice. Except for that last page, it's all completely useless to me.

All these years, I though Q-tips were a unisex product, but it turns out they're a chick thing. Why didn't anybody tell me that before now?

Posted at 11:20:18 PM EST on 10 November 2003 from Trenton, MI