2004 Archives

31 December 2004 00:59:15 EST - Applying for a job shouldn't be this difficult.
21 December 2004 23:31:22 EST - It's not the ills that getcha, it's the pills that getcha.
19 December 2004 23:52:05 EST - The Democratic Party sure has a lot of parties.
24 November 2004 23:23:01 EST - I have no anecdote for Kentucky, but I do have a map!
20 November 2004 23:35:07 EST - One last election to go.
04 November 2004 23:21:06 EST - Two days later.
03 November 2004 03:20:02 EST - The election, like this story, just goes on and on.
02 November 2004 03:36:59 EST - And the first place they'll send the lawyers to is....
01 November 2004 07:19:55 EST - No officer, I'm not drunk, I'm just too political.
30 October 2004 23:30:42 EDT - It's not the first time I've bled for the Democratic Party.
29 October 2004 23:56:05 EDT - It's been a couple of years for me, too.
29 October 2004 01:05:45 EDT - Don't feel bad Jesse; I can never tell, either.
17 October 2004 23:44:52 EDT - A useless achievement!
16 October 2004 23:44:44 EDT - Walking in Brownstown.
14 October 2004 23:42:04 EDT - Revenge of the old liberals.
09 October 2004 23:52:37 EDT - Walking in Trenton.
04 October 2004 23:54:26 EDT - News of the Obvious!
02 October 2004 23:11:50 EDT - Return of the The Easiest Job in the World.
24 September 2004 23:23:01 EDT - Which country is he campaigning in, again?
22 September 2004 23:29:22 EDT - Apparently, I have a twin who has a lot more fun than me.
18 September 2004 23:41:06 EDT - Walking in Allen Park.
16 September 2004 23:31:04 EDT - Any Democratic Club that would have me as a member....
09 September 2004 23:54:23 EDT - Happy Birthday to... me!
02 August 2004 23:15:53 EDT - That's it. I'm never going to answer the phone again.
01 August 2004 00:00:01 EDT - Happy Birthday, Little Bauser!
30 July 2004 23:42:05 EDT - Am I still available? Unfortunately, yes.
29 July 2004 23:14:58 EDT - Three unconnected thoughts about the Democratic National Convention.
21 July 2004 00:17:52 EDT - I'm one of those freaks who reads the end credits.
19 July 2004 23:37:24 EDT - The map so nice they named it once.
15 July 2004 23:55:19 EDT - Brainbench-a-thon, Part 8 (Conclusion)
14 July 2004 23:24:59 EDT - Brainbench-a-thon, Part 7
13 July 2004 23:13:04 EDT - Brainbench-a-thon, Part 6
13 July 2004 00:13:04 EDT - Brainbench-a-thon, Part 6
10 July 2004 23:55:33 EDT - Brainbench-a-thon, Part 5
08 July 2004 23:27:54 EDT - Brainbench-a-thon, Part 4
07 July 2004 23:48:57 EDT - Brainbench-a-thon, Part 3
06 July 2004 23:44:23 EDT - Brainbench-a-thon, Part 2
05 July 2004 23:30:58 EDT - Brainbench-a-thon: The Beginning.
01 July 2004 23:16:58 EDT - This isn't New Domain Day!
29 June 2004 23:26:58 EDT - How about you hire me instead?
17 June 2004 23:41:11 EDT - Miscellaneous map-related mutterings.
16 June 2004 23:42:11 EDT - Guinness finally comes through. Sort of.
14 June 2004 23:35:47 EDT - I live under God and a bridge; I know this because the Pledge told me so.
12 June 2004 03:35:57 EDT - He's dead. Move on.
10 June 2004 23:25:29 EDT - Do they even sell ski masks in Georgia?
08 June 2004 23:33:51 EDT - Do unemployed people need business cards?
01 June 2004 23:53:38 EDT - There's nothing witty to say about Pennsylvania.
29 May 2004 23:06:32 EDT - In defense of Grease 2.
24 May 2004 23:43:18 EDT - Graduation isn't about the parents anyway.
23 May 2004 23:58:53 EDT - Too smart to be a Superstar.
16 May 2004 23:58:42 EDT - Fox joins liberal media; CBS stays the course.
15 May 2004 01:35:15 EDT - By the time I got to Phoenix.
12 May 2004 23:20:10 EDT - As I was saying....
06 May 2004 23:27:00 EDT - I think I liked the old Mexico better, actually.
01 May 2004 23:35:44 EDT - Pick a holiday. Any holiday.
28 April 2004 23:45:06 EDT - Matt Wells hates me and I'm OK with that!
25 April 2004 00:36:44 EDT - I'd almost forgotten what a paycheck looks like.
20 April 2004 23:52:34 EDT - I just don't do well with states that have panhandles.
15 April 2004 23:26:49 EDT - At least my parents never entered me in a pageant.
06 April 2004 23:25:28 EDT - I didn't see that much to sing about.
04 April 2004 23:41:47 EST - In the year 2005....
02 April 2004 23:19:23 EST - I'm surprised more honor students don't disappear.
31 March 2004 23:51:19 EST - It's not the end of civilization, but it may be a sign.
24 March 2004 04:09:01 EST - Once that species is gone, who cares?
17 March 2004 23:25:57 EST - Apparently, you don't need an education to get a job in Lincoln Park.
16 March 2004 23:09:06 EST - I hate Chicago.
12 March 2004 23:57:46 EST - Canada wouldn't hurt me. It needs the money.
09 March 2004 23:39:55 EST - Congress is made of people (who watch too many movies).
07 March 2004 23:36:40 EST - MTV is beginning to make me feel old.
03 March 2004 23:35:34 EST - Why Janet Napolitano can't be Vice President.
02 March 2004 23:56:26 EST - I need a beer, some cheese, and two road maps -- To go!
01 March 2004 23:24:39 EST - New Domain Day: Odd domain out.
23 February 2004 23:48:27 EST - It's a confusing day to be a teacher or an atheist, let alone both.
22 February 2004 23:39:51 EST - I was Green for a day.
21 February 2004 23:32:38 EST - Today on Country Music Television: Homecomings and hookers!
19 February 2004 23:24:28 EST - Three unconnected thoughts from the grocery store.
17 February 2004 03:33:02 EST - Don't shoot, officer, it's just a blog!
14 February 2004 23:31:15 EST - Three completely unconnected thoughts for Valentine's Day.
07 February 2004 23:56:16 EST - Caucus Day in Nowheresville.
06 February 2004 23:21:39 EST - Yeah, we love you too, Wes.
03 February 2004 23:47:42 EST - Dammit, I thought of that first!
02 February 2004 23:59:12 EST - I'm voting for breasts and against terrorism.
31 January 2004 23:53:31 EST - Sex, drugs, and the Canadian way.
30 January 2004 23:17:17 EST - It sounded better when I was younger.
28 January 2004 01:28:01 EST - Government math: 19+1+1=20
20 January 2004 23:20:47 EST - Some days don't need cartoons.
20 January 2004 01:55:23 EST - As I was saying...
12 January 2004 04:21:56 EST - New blog, same as the old blog.
04 January 2004 23:22:50 EST - Batman and Robin Meet Barbie!
01 January 2004 23:49:41 EST - The name is Bauser, Michael Bauser.
31 December 2003 23:35:21 EST - I used to be an even bigger geek than this.