Michael Bauser Is Losing His Mind
I glad I haven't been using this blog to make predictions about the Iowa Democratic Caucus, because I'd probably look like a real idiot right now. Suffice it to say, I know nothing about the wants and motives of the Iowa electorate. (Which, come to think of it, seems to be true of everyone else who's ever worked for the Democratic Party.)
Conversely, here are some things I've blogged about lately, and for which the world is finally catching up to me: ABC's Good Morning America noticed that Ava Cadell's "sexual consent forms" might be a bad idea -- I said much the same thing two months ago. The Ledger (and everyone else) is only one month behind in figuring out that President Bush's Mars Mission is an underfunded mess that will destroy NASA. And finally, CNN is yapping about Popeye, which I did (tangentially) only three weeks ago.
See? This is why I'm so cranky all the time. Nobody listens to me when I'm right.
Posted at 01:55:23 AM EST on 20 January 2004 from Trenton, MI