Michael Bauser Is Losing His Mind
Today is the birthday of my younger (but older-looking) brother, Adam. I almost always neglect to get him a gift, because I'm both consisently absent-minded and consistently poor. So, today, I'm just giving him a free, keyword-stuffed link to his website.
There. Now maybe this year, Mom will leave me alone about birthdays.
Posted at 12:00:01 AM EDT on 01 August 2004 from Trenton, MI