Monthly Archives: October 2003

I used to teach vocabulary, actually.

There seems to be a strange amount of debate in Washington this week about the meaning of the word “slog”, prompted by Donald Rumsfeld’s use of the word in a Pentagon memo. Apparently, many people aren’t sure of the word’s … Continue reading

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I only vaguely remember the 80s, myself.

I was watching Survivor tonight and flipping through the channels during commercial breaks when I stumbled across I Love the 80s Strikes Back: 1985 on VH1. Like most shows on VH1 lately, I Love the 80s Strikes Back is composed … Continue reading

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But I can’t get a job, and I went to college.

Last night, the city council of Sterling Heights, Michigan fired their city manager because he lied on his résumé. (He claimed to have five degrees, but only the two from a dubious online university were “real.”) The confusing part of … Continue reading

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New map in the corner pocket.

Back in 1998, when I told my parents I was moving to Arizona, my mother went through her house, grabbed every road map anybody had ever left there, and gave them all to me. I looked through the stack of … Continue reading

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Celebrating the culture of scared white people.

You want to know what’s wrong with the Detroit Downriver area? It’s stuck half-way between country and city — geographically and socially. Sandwiched between farmer-friendly Monroe and not-as-blighted-as-you-think-it-is Detroit, the communities that call themselves “Downriver” have halted the development from … Continue reading

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Shiatsu is Japanese for “rearrange the pain”.

So I drive my mother to her favorite store where she has to pick up a prescription. The pharmacy has a demo model of the Homedics SBM-200 Therapist Select Shiatsu Back Massager set up, nobody’s using it, and my back’s … Continue reading

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My mom the shoplifter.

Since her last stroke, I’ve been doing most of my mother’s driving for her, which means I play chaffeur for her weekly grocery trips. Grocery shopping with my mother is not a pleasant experience — she picks a fight every … Continue reading

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At first, I thought it was killer bees.

My jalopy of a PC started buzzing today. More accurately, the fan started buzzing. I decided it might be dust jammed in a bad spot, so I unbolted the power module and spent a half hour blasting the thing with … Continue reading

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Free stuff for the old dork!

I used to play a lot of Dungeons & Dragons back in high school. A lot. I haven’t played much since college, but I’m still on the game publisher’s mailing lists, so they sent me a box of promotional junk … Continue reading

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Tempting fate, and then some.

I’ve been using Greymatter for a little under three days, and I’m already patching the code (because, as I said before, most weblogs are bad websites). This is the entry where I cross my fingers and hope nothing explodes.n

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