Monthly Archives: August 2004

That’s it. I’m never going to answer the phone again.

I got a call from my bank this afternoon. They were conducting a customer satisfaction survey. It was one question long. The guy asked “How satisfied are you with your Charter One account?”, I said “Completely satisified”, and that was … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Little Bauser!

Today is the birthday of my younger (but older-looking) brother, Adam. I almost always neglect to get him a gift, because I’m both consisently absent-minded and consistently poor. So, today, I’m just giving him a free, keyword-stuffed link to his … Continue reading

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